Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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