this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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