My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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