In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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