ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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