butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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