im drinking this country out of the recession.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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