yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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