erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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