Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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