let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my being single is dangerous.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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