I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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