Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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