Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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