i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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