I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I smell stomach acid.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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