I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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