Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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