no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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