i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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