I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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