I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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