i just had sex bonerless
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so let's talk penis.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We talked him into tasing himself.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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