is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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