And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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