Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Acid is not a monday night drug
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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