Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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