"it" just moved
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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