she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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