You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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