Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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