Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just had sex on a roof
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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