my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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