Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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