stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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