he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
pop tarts are not kleenex
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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