well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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