Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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