Can Purell be used as lube?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We got so high we made milksteak
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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