I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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