hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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