How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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