I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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