My first STD was from a foam party
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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