I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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