I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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