At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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