"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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