This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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