Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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