CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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