Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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