I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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