Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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