plz talk dirty to me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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