what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
